I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.